Linus vs Chuck Norris

Stiti cu totii despre minunatele superputeri ale lui Chuck Norris:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. twice.

Am aflat azi via si de prea minunatele fapte ale lui Linus Torvalds, din care citez cateva:

Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
Linus can divide by zero.
Linus made the red pill.
Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.

Ei ce ziceti? Care e mai tare?

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Articol scris de Alex pe November 22, 2007 la ora 11:26 am in categoriile: Web and tagged , , , , , .
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  1. enciu
    Publicat November 22, 2007 la 12:02 pm | Permalink

    tot pe cele cu chuck norris merg :P
    da un search cu ‘ma simt norocos’ pe google: google chuck norris

  2. luc
    Publicat November 22, 2007 la 12:28 pm | Permalink

    mie-mi place aia cu Linus e mai tare ca root…Chuck ma lasa rece.

  3. CTI97
    Publicat November 22, 2007 la 8:41 pm | Permalink

    Sper ca Linus sa castige :) Go Linus go ! parca avea google un fight … ia sa vedem cine castiga : LINUS IS THE WINNER !

  4. CTI97
    Publicat November 22, 2007 la 8:43 pm | Permalink

    hmm … am gresit(sau am trisat ?) … am pus un K inaintea lui Chuck Norris … se pare ca la masa verde a castigat Chuck …

  5. Jan
    Publicat November 23, 2007 la 4:27 pm | Permalink

    Chuck Norris wrote his own ChuckOS.
    e clar castigator…

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