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35 Responses to “The most amazing useless talent I ever saw”

1. creepermclurker:
   March 28th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

   I love this guy. I first saw him years ago and he has haunted me since.

2. Noone:
   March 29th, 2008 at 2:49 am

   So, I have to ask… wtf was he doing one day when he learned that this was his one true gift for the world to see?

3. ben:
   March 30th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

   this is why you should never go to Scotland

4. bob:
   March 31st, 2008 at 8:16 am

   wtf? Most things I see, I will find myself wondering about the first person to do it. I can almost always find some reason. But this. WFT?

5. Joanna:
   April 1st, 2008 at 3:34 am

   This is crazy!

6. Will:
   April 1st, 2008 at 4:07 pm

   easily like the awesome thing i’ve seen in a long time, the sugar bit is just like WTF!?!?!?!

7. Jess:
   April 1st, 2008 at 6:12 pm

   I’ve seen the fish thing take place in India. The sugar bit and the fact he swallowed a whole billiard ball is incredible.

   Made me wonder if he had like some pocket in his throat where he kept the stuff? Cause the sugar… you’d expect it at least not to come out dry when his mouth, throat and stomach are moist.

8. hellcrown:
   April 2nd, 2008 at 10:15 am

   This guy is pretty cool, but he is not alone. I have a friend (or a friend of a friend rather) that does this same thing only its a little more gross cause he will do it with food that he doesn’t finish so he will just swallow it whole then like an hour later he brings it back up and chews it. The first time I saw he do it I thought it was the grossest thing I had ever seen - now I kind of wish I could do it (if only to sallow goldfish)

9. Alex:
   April 2nd, 2008 at 11:17 am

   @Jess - the sugar part was pretty amazing indeed. I have no clue how he could do this, other than storing the sugar somewhere in his mouth or something…

10. a.p.still:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    this guy is an old acquintance of mine.
    the truth is,he does everything in the video;and more, when he’s NOT on stage…

    never stops.

    a hilarious drunk too.

11. Alex:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    i bet he never gets drunk - just pretends to drink, then regurgitates the beer back in the bottle :))

12. Steev:
    April 5th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Guy I know swears that he saw someone re-gurgitate his mobile phone on London Underground one day. I never did believe him until now…

13. Austin:
    April 6th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Useless?
    What if has the anti-Christ is in his stomach, he could swallow a nail and kill it. And there you go, he saved the world with his USEFUL talent.

14. imooo:
    April 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    OMFG!!!!!!

15. briano06:
    April 6th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    WTF is wrong with people these days. This is funny until some little kid tries. This guy makes want to never go to Scotland now.

16. johnts:
    April 7th, 2008 at 3:27 am

    I saw this guy in October at Universal Studios in Florida. H was pretty awesome. My friends and I have a theory that he has a second stomach or something. I can’t figure out how he does what he does.

17. rach:
    April 7th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    how do you even practice for something like this. its a little creepy.

18. Alex:
    April 7th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    johnts - i think something like this as well..; maybe he has a pouch in his throat, like chicken or something; but a second stomach makes more sense, that’s for sure

19. J:
    April 7th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    sweet jesus! what the fuck!?!?!?!

20. Donna:
    April 8th, 2008 at 5:41 am

    .USELESS?????? USELESSS???? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA what do you mean useless. imagine getting stopped in ur car with a small bag of pot/coke/anything… what would this man do so the popo wouldnt find it…er. useless… hhahaha

21. Jonathan:
    April 8th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    this talent has it’s uses, he can smuggle shit across the border

    and he makes money with it…

22. fake:
    April 9th, 2008 at 2:14 am

    his only real talent is being able to fit such large objects in his mouth and having taugh himself to talk in a way that sounds normal while they’re there. watch as the objects go in and come out, it’s pretty clear he’s just storing them near the back of his cheek. same with the sugar, he stores it and then swallows the water without the two ever touching.

23. Alex:
    April 9th, 2008 at 8:16 am

    could be.. but what about the billiard ball? or what about when he opens up his mouth? :O

24. fake:
    April 9th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    watch when he puts the balloon into his mouth, you can see him just shift it to the right side of his mouth (your left). for the billiard ball, you can see it move to the opposite corner of his mouth. also note how when he has supposedly swallowed the larger items (lightbulb, billiard ball), he doesn’t say anything while they’re down there. he can talk while the smaller items are stored in his mouth with some practice i assume.

25. Nevi:
    April 9th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Thats some of the funniest shit I have seen ever.His tricks was good,but he is hilarious the way he talk..lol!

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27. Janne:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    I’m starting to get a little skeptical about this because Ive seen a Finnish guy perform the exact same tricks, with billiard ball, sugar and goldfish. However the Finnish guy took additional measures to show that he doesn’t indeed keep things in his mouth. And come on people, there’s no way you can store something as big as a billiard ball in your mouth and look natural.

28. PBear:
    April 11th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    The billiard ball he puts into his mouth isn’t the real billiard ball, it’s a gimmick that he can crush in his mouth. You can see him switching the real ball with the gimmick when he knocks on the table for the last time.

    The sugar probably isn’t sugar. There are some hydrophobic powders (one of which is produced by 3M) that can be put in water and don’t get moist at all. The “water” where he tests the “sugar” probably isn’t water, but some liquid with a much lower surface tension, like acetone or ethanol.

29. Alex:
    April 11th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    Could be so about the billiard ball, but as for the acethone, I wouldn’t put that into my month not for a billion bucks..

30. Me:
    April 12th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Alex,
    PBear means that when he pours some sugar in “water” to show it gets wet, it’s really the acetone/ethanol… not when the guy swallows water.

31. charlie:
    April 14th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    if you watch closely you can tell that he grabs new objects before he puts them in his mouth. just keep watching the bulb and the ball. you can see when he switches. the new objects look the same but obviously get smaller in his mouth. you can tell with the billiard ball that he keeps it in his mouth.

32. Jim:
    April 15th, 2008 at 1:50 am

    the “sugar” is probably magic sand, a kids toy that remains dry when completely submersed…

33. sugarlistic:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    I heard this guy is gay and was once able to sallow his own penis and regurgitate it.

34. Sam:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    That fish should sue.

35. bob is not my name:
    April 27th, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!

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