Stiti cu totii despre minunatele superputeri ale lui Chuck Norris:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. twice.
Am aflat azi via si de prea minunatele fapte ale lui Linus Torvalds, din care citez cateva:
Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
Linus can divide by zero.
Linus made the red pill.
Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
Ei ce ziceti? Care e mai tare?
Go Linus go ! parca avea 
