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Linus vs Chuck Norris

November 22nd, 2007 |

Stiti cu totii despre minunatele superputeri ale lui Chuck Norris:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. twice.

Am aflat azi via si de prea minunatele fapte ale lui Linus Torvalds, din care citez cateva:

Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
Linus can divide by zero.
Linus made the red pill.
Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.

Ei ce ziceti? Care e mai tare?

Daca esti nou pe aici, nu uita sa te abonezi la feedul meu RSS . Iti multumesc pentru vizita!

Tags: Chuck Norris, fun, internet, Linus Torvalds


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7 Responses to “Linus vs Chuck Norris”

  1. Gravatar enciu:
    November 22nd, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    tot pe cele cu chuck norris merg :P
    da un search cu ‘ma simt norocos’ pe google: google chuck norris

  2. Gravatar luc:
    November 22nd, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    mie-mi place aia cu Linus e mai tare ca root…Chuck ma lasa rece.

  3. Gravatar Cine e mai tare, Chuck Norris sau Linus Torvalds? :) « Gramo’s World:
    November 22nd, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    […] Surse: aici pt. Chuck Norris si aici pt. Linus Torvalds; via Alex Brie […]

  4. Gravatar Blogging Business Live, everything about markets! » Linus vs Chuck Norris:
    November 22nd, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    […] Stuart Henshall’s Weblog wrote an interesting post today!.Here’s a quick excerpt Stiti cu totii despre minunatele superputeri ale lui Chuck Norris: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. twice. Am aflat azi via si de prea minunatele fapte ale lui Linus Torvalds, din care citez cateva: Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe. Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris. Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns ze […]

  5. Gravatar CTI97:
    November 22nd, 2007 at 8:41 pm

    Sper ca Linus sa castige :) Go Linus go ! parca avea google un fight … ia sa vedem cine castiga : LINUS IS THE WINNER !

  6. Gravatar CTI97:
    November 22nd, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    hmm … am gresit(sau am trisat ?) … am pus un K inaintea lui Chuck Norris … se pare ca la masa verde a castigat Chuck …

  7. Gravatar Jan:
    November 23rd, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    Chuck Norris wrote his own ChuckOS.
    e clar castigator…

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